Below is a short extract from my eBook. Yes, it’s called an eBook now.
“When I received the first solicitor’s letter, I felt confused, frustrated and conflicted. I hadn’t a notion what to do. The feeling of indecision made me extremely vulnerable. I was weak. I needed help deciding my next move. But who was going to advise me on the options that lay ahead? There were just so many of them. If I chose the wrong one, I could regret it forevermore.
Each of the 10 or so options available to me had their fair share of both pros and cons. This didn’t make the decision any easier. I needed to evaluate all alternatives and create a shortlist of the 5 most suitable ones. The resulting frontrunners were as follows:
(a) Place the letter beside the toilet and leave it there for a rainy day when I ran out of toilet paper
(b) Fold the letter and use it to prop up a leg of my kitchen table – I HATE wonky tables!
(c) Try to disprove the theory that you can only fold something a maximum of 7 times
(d) Crunch up the letter and use it as a ball which would provide endless hours of fun and entertainment for my dog
(e) Create a paper airplane with the letter which I could throw down the garden for my dog to chase. Would it come back to me? Could I create the first boomerang paper airplane in the history of time and mankind?
After an extended period of painstaking vacillation, I came to the conclusion that the potential of option (e) was so vast that I could not but choose it. In hindsight I made the right decision. Both my dog and I had immeasurable fun that day.”
My eBook should be published by the end of this week. If you give a shit, you can read it here. If you don’t give a shit, I shall remove the gun I am holding to your head forcing you to read it.